Monday, 26 March 2012

Funny Status Messages For Facebook

Funny Facebook Statuses make people laugh. They make people want to visit your Facebook page because they look forward to what you are going to say next.

There are so many different ways to share humour. We are in a universe whereby there are numerous methods of interaction, the number of choices are endless.

Here are a few typical Facebook status samples, with altered versions for comic effect.

1) I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says 'Syncing Titanic' i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

2) People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

3) what's the difference between puberty & a water bottle? a water bottle hit Justin Bieber first! (;

4) We guys have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich ! :-)

5) Relationships are like Tom & Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other.

6) Got into a fight with my alarm clock this morning it wanted me to wake up i disagreed now the alarms broken and im wide awake…not sure who won.

7) X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

8) oh I'm sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!

9) Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

10) a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?

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